Showing posts with label Why?. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Why?. Show all posts

Sunday, February 1, 2009

*Sigh*

I was browsing Youtube the other day, and I accidently discovered there is no god.



If there is a just and loving god in the heavens, this movie will be buried, and whoever came up with this idea will be fired. Out of a cannon. Into the sun.

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Way to go Ducks.

On a field trip to the University of Oregon Stadium, UO tour guides forced middle school children to remove any clothing that depicted the logo of a different Pac 10 School.
What is it with other Pac 10 schools and oppression? First ASU obliterates its cheerleading squad, now UO is dictating what middle schoolers can wear? C'mon. You're embarrassing the rest of us.

Sunday, May 4, 2008

Silly Sun Devils...

This is why I will never understand Arizona State University. They cut their entire cheerleading squad because 6 members of the squad took a picture two years ago. Tell me something, is this...


really that much more explicit than this?

I don't think so. Does all the sand down in the desert create this sort of oppressive attitude? I've seen college students do much, much worse, and so has anyone who's been to a bar in a college town. To ASU, fucking live a little, pricks. You were willing to prostitute your cheerleaders and dance teams as long as you profited from it, but as soon as a picture with a little skin surfaces without you getting royalties, you stomp out the entire program? Go fuck yourselves.

Friday, April 18, 2008

The Worst Song Ever.

A survey conducted in the 1990's about the least enjoyable aspects of music have driven Kolmar and Melamid to enlist the assistance of composer Dave Soldier to create what they have titled "The Most Unwanted Song". Brought to my attention by the Wired Blog, it is estimated that less than 200 people in the entire world would find this song enjoyable.

Unlike Lou Reed's Metal Machine Music, The Most Unwanted Song is not just dissonant noise. It's just that annoying. Among the elements Incorporated into the song were accordions, bagpipes, banjos, flutes, tubas, harps, organs, and synthesizers. It involves operatic rap, and atonal singing, advertising jingles, political slogans, and Muzak. It has a children's choir singing holiday songs. The most annoying subject? Cowboys and holidays.

When you combine all these ingredients, you get a 25 minute abomination that is scientifically the most annoying song ever. Having listened to it, I can attest to that fact.

You can download the Most Unwanted Song here.