Computer, Hello, Computer?

Well, my 4 year old laptop finally kicked the bucket. It was so sudden. I was sitting there, when all of a sudden it stopped registering the power cable, and the battery just drained. For a little while, it recovered, then started flashing between power and no power with shocking speed. It was a bit lit Schroedinger's CPU, stuck in a quantum state of both fucked and unfucked. That is, until I had the sheer audacity to try and check my E-Mail, then the whole thing went to shit. It's a shame, because I had some interesting stories about this weekend involving clubs, liquor, Jeff, trains, buses, zombies, hailstones, and lesbians. We'll see how much I can remember once the new computer comes in.